What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
Last Updated: 16.06.2025 16:13
After a few moments he returns.
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
How do you feel about Donald Trump signing an executive order that says there are only two genders?
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
What story do you have involving a public restroom?
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
{RING} {RING}
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
Yes sir it is.
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
Sure no problem officer.
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
Have you ever gone to a porn theater with your wife?
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
HELLO